"shitting fuck" - classic.
about the worst that's happened to me was when i was farking around with the garden hose and shot it into mom's giant, 30 year old, never been trimmed once in those 30 years palm tree. apparently, i had some kind of keen aim, cuz i shot that wasps nest dead on, and they all came out to express their displeasure at my juvenile amusements. the worst i got was a sting on the hand (which proceeded to swell up to twice the size of the other), but i learned very quickly to let those bastards live in peace.