Across the street I can see someone in their car. What is this guy doing in his car? I know now but before he got out and went to the door of the house across the street I didn't have a clue. My mind wandered.
Is he doing drugs?
Is he stalking the girl that lives across the street? If thats the case he isn't doing a very good job. He parked right there. Come on guy, at least park down the street in a car with tinted windows. Don't forget these very important things when stalking. drink a lot of water from bottles. This way you can pee in the bottles when you're done. When you need to get some excercise do it late at night when you know shes asleep. Then you can walk around and familiarize yourself with the neighborhood. This way you will know it well when she starts running from you. God knows she wont get away will she? Sleep for a half hour at a time. When you're sleeping keep the camcorder running and only sleep at night because there is less of a chance that she will escape. When she does leave wait a second and then follow her slowly, it has to be slowly because that is creepier. The point here, remember is to make your presense known, but only like the wind.
Shit hes still there, I know he is from College pro painters and he is writing up a bid, but at least move on from the front of the house fucker.
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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