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ultra_agent9 · 06-22-2004, 10:09 AM

There are 3 Kiwis in a bar, the 1st one walks up to an Aussie and says, "John Eales is gay."
The Aussie says, "yeah thats nice."
The 2nd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales roots sheep."
The Aussie replies, "yeah thats nice."
At last the 3rd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales is a kiwi."
The Aussie turns around and says, "yeah I think that's what your friends were trying to tell me."

Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final?
A. The All Blacks

A lion in the zoo sitting there licking it's hole.
A visitor says, "He doesn't look very vicious to me."
"Well he is." Says the zoo keeper, "he just grabbed a Kiwi, pulled him through the fence and ate him all up."
"Is that right?" says the visitor, "he seems pretty casual, why is he licking his arse?"
The zoo keeper replies, "He's trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth."

06-22-2004, 10:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
ultra_agent9 Crazy Location: Tokyo Japan	There are 3 Kiwis in a bar, the 1st one walks up to an Aussie and says, "John Eales is gay." The Aussie says, "yeah thats nice." The 2nd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales roots sheep." The Aussie replies, "yeah thats nice." At last the 3rd one walks up to him and says, "John Eales is a kiwi." The Aussie turns around and says, "yeah I think that's what your friends were trying to tell me." Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final? A. The All Blacks A lion in the zoo sitting there licking it's hole. A visitor says, "He doesn't look very vicious to me." "Well he is." Says the zoo keeper, "he just grabbed a Kiwi, pulled him through the fence and ate him all up." "Is that right?" says the visitor, "he seems pretty casual, why is he licking his arse?" The zoo keeper replies, "He's trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth." __________________ Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. Last edited by ultra_agent9; 06-22-2004 at 10:30 AM..