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This applies to English football matches, not sure if it'll work for you.
1. Wear the shirt.
2. Drink as much alcohol as you can before the game.
C. Arrive at the ground 5 minutes late. No more, no less.
4. Order a drink as soon as you arrive.
F. Take the first empty seat you can find.
5. Try to start a chant.
E. Make offensive hand gestures at the visiting supporters.
D. Persist with the chanting idea, it's worth it.
8. Try to hold your pee in till it's over.
6. Blame the referee.
12. After the game head to a bar to celebrate / commiserate.
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