Seaver: there is a difference between being in a fight, and beating up somebody...
If they are in a fight, you could break it up, but I don't see the whole point of you going at it with the guy at that point.
If he's just beating up and keeps going at it, that would be different. But I still wouldn't in return rough him up. One or two punches if that's what it took to snap him out of it, sure.
1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview.
Try getting a job as a waiter, might be surprised sometimes
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
Kinda hard to fake it, but it still happens
4. The garage is all yours.
Keep it, don't need
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Meh, that's because most of the time, it's the women that really care and want to see it done just right, we figure it's best not to get involved
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair.
Actually, just as much as anybody else...
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
They try to anyway.
8. You don't give a shit if no one notices your new haircut.
3/4 of an inch or a half inch, what's the big deal?
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Dear God NOO
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
No, but they do at your crotch if they're ladies
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Oh yes they do! If they're not sneakers, they can just as well cut or blister... If they mangle your feet, I'd suggest getting other shoes
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
what maleficent said
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
so does a 2, 3 or 4 dag vacation
20. You can open all your own jars.
aha, saving grace!
21.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
point
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
only counting those for daily use, it's even a bit much
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
Too true, aye
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
Well, there *are* only 7 colors really, so lets keep it at 7.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
to the right, except on gas cannisters. This works for everything, not just nuts
32. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
see point 8
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
what's wrong with big hips?
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
so can you, just try it
36. Christmas shopping can be done for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.
heh, make that 30 seconds. My mother takes care of that for all our relatives, we just chip in with money every year for the last 8 years.
37. The world is your urinal.
aaaaaaaaaah, and a breezy one it is at that...