4. The garage is all yours.
Says who, power tools are fun
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
One word -- Vegas! Elope
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair.
they're life, they're conscience
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Never had one lie to me yet...
8. You don't give a shit if no one notices your new haircut.
What new haircut? Ponytails were invented for a reason
11. Wrinkles-add character.
My laugh lines have character, wouldnt trade them for anything- means I've laughed
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
Vegas - Elope -- Levis
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Sneakers never do that
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
damn straight they are - if you can't say it in 30 seconds it can't be said
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
7 days - 1 suitcase
20. You can open all your own jars.
uhh - yah
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
37 and single no one except my mother notices
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
why do you need more than that?
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
there are more than five?
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
THis requires neurons to fire? Lefty loosey - -righty tighty -- jeesh
I must be a guy.... This is so sad....
