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Why are you talking to my penis?
Girls always complain about guys staring at or talking to their breasts. However, girls being generally more observant than guys think we haven't noticed that they are just as bad.
Of late, I've been making a habit of giving random women the eye. The better looking ones, who obviously aren't in the slightest bit interested, tend to pretend not to have noticed. There are always some, though, who return my glance then sneak a peek crotchward.
I've noticed it in conversation, too. Guys, have you ever been chatting up a drunk girl (I say drunk because it seems to happen more often then) and half the time she's holding your gaze and the other half of the time she's looking down "shyly". She's not looking at her shoes.
Don't believe me? That's because you don't have eyes down there to see them looking. Watch girls talking to other guys and you'll see it eventually.
I'm not saying all girls do it or that it happens all the time and I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just wondering what it's all about (and I don't want to ask my female friends for fear they'd take it personally).
Are you sizing us up? Looking for signs of life? Or is it just kind of an instinctive thing? I'll be glad to hear your thought, anecdotes and opinions.
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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."
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