I have gone a little over three months at a time with out petting it,I dont have many suggestions except
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Nothing helps you to maintain your self control like a good plan,sound morals,and a witness.
Hang out with the boys
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Not what you had in mind? *evil grin*
I am,
indeed,
a king,
because I know how
to rule myself.
~Pietro Aretino, 10 May 1537,much better.
Or
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Sophia Loren, actress
One of those should benefit you.
Good luck.