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rugger likes to coat his nostrils, liberally, with a coat of Vick's Mentholatum at the beginning of every day. He claims that the increased oxygen flow gives his brain extra boost, the cloying smell is an aphrodesiac for women who like men who smoke menthol smokes, and that his snot glows in the dark.
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