Cervantes

A funeral procession was going down Murray Avenue in the front were two hearses, followed by a single man dressed in black, a large doberman pinscer, and then a motley procession of men. A fellow went up and asked the fellow dressed in black in the front, "what's going on?"

The fellow in black replied, "The first hearse is my mother-in-law, the second hearse is my wife. The doberman killed them."

To which the fellow says "gee, can I borrow the dog?'

And the mourner replies "get in line".


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And finally;

Girl's suck, until you ask them to.

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