This is the short list...
Warped, sarcastic sense of humor
Can take a joke
Can laugh at himself and my stupidity
Can aim while using the toilet
Intelligence - this is somewhat vague, they don't have to finish the NY Times Sunday crossword puzzle in ink in 10 minutes, but they should be up on current events, know what's going on in the world, has read a book or three in his life, can watch movies other than the Three Stooges, but the Three Stooges are OK too.
Is familiar with the concept of bringing flowers for no occassion
Remembering birthdays I could care less about, I don't remember my own, and I surely won't remember his.
Be spontaneous but also be able to plan as well.
Hate to shop (I do)
Share the comics and the sports page
Mets fan, Red socks, Cowboys fan? Take a walk.
Communicative - but not to the point where he tells me all about how Mrs Grabowski in 2nd grade would yell at him for not doing his homework. (In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter)
Ability to keep things in perspective
Doesn't mind that I drink orange juice out of the carton and put it back.
Belches louder than I do (i didnt just say that)
It's no wonder why I'm still single....
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