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Of all the women I've had sex with, I was <i>not</i> in love with over 97% of them.
A penis has neither heart nor conscience.
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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