too funny
Just a funny story I thought I'd share (and yes, it fits in with the sexuality forum!)
The other night I was hanging out with some girlfriends and we got invited out by some guys they'd been hanging out with. Little did I know, these guys were actually all friends of my boyfriend and i knew them quite well. There's this one guy, who is quite the prick. He acts like such a ladies man and he's basically just as obnoxious as can be. Haven't really liked him at all from the moment I met him, so I was thoroughly humored by this story.
Turns out, after I left that night (had to work early in the morning) my friend stayed behind to hang out (she worked the night shift the next day so could stay out late - we both work together), got really drunk and ended up sleeping with this guy. She swears she didn't want to, but who can say for sure. Anyways, the point is, apparantly this guy has a really small penis (not that it is a bad thing, but he obviously thinks it is) and she blantanly pointed it out to his face while they were going at it (remember, she was drunk) and so the whole thing only lasted about two minutes. Just so funny, because it creates a totally different image than this guy has been trying to achieve....his fault for being so obnoxious.....heh heh
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