| I used to be a pizza delivery guy too when I couldn't find anything else and what some guys said is true...the rich are usually cheap and the average joe's are great.  
 I also got tipped 5 cents once and I used a line I heard in a comedy show one time.  I said to the idiot (really happy like) "Wow, thank you so much...now I can take that round the world cruise I've always wanted to take."
 
 It felt so good to say that and guess what...they guy called the pizza shop and when I got back my manager gave me shit...in front of my co-workers and customers (which you should never do if you are in management).  Suffice it to say, I found a new job a week later and quit.  What a relief.
 
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