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Marshmallows should be burnt, the carbon coating slid off, then burnt, skinned, burnt, skinned, until nothing is left.
They should also be toasted a perfect golden brown.
And, at the same time, they should be lit on first and blown out quickly, then swallowed all at once.
The fact that the one true way to eat marshmellows involves 3 different ways to eat marshmallows isn't a contradiction. It is simply a lower bound on the number of marshmallows required to eat marshmallows properly!
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Last edited by JHVH : 10-29-4004 BC at 09:00 PM. Reason: Time for a rest.
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