There is one way, and only one way, to properly cook a marshmallow.
Put a bag inside an empty food tin, seal it up, let it sit by a fire for a few mins until they all melt into one blob, pour out the blob, skewer it around on a stick until you get a ball, blow it cool, then give it a quick blast on a fire, and enjoy your morphus gloop.
Thats cooking drunken scout style.
