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Christmas 1999 - Say you don't want the car for Christmas. It's gonna take $4,000 to get it running because it's such a shitcan. It only sells for $1,100 later.
Early 2001 - Don't do the deal with Dad/Stepmom. The car is way too expensive for teenagers. Don't get it painted. It's a waste of money. Volvo's are nice, but not the $10,000 kind with a part-time job.
Summer 2002 - Don't buy the BMW on the side of the road. It's a nice car on the outside, but engine is shit. Do try and learn how to drive a manual car though, it's fun! Buy that Cavalier, but get transmission fluid in it ASAP. It's a shitcan, but it runs and doesn't cost much to fix. Drop Modern Theatre History at college...without it, you'll make a 4.0 GPA Spring Semester.
Summer 2003 - Buy the Tempo ASAP. Best. Car. Ever.
-Lasereth
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