1981-I don't care, what excuses that you can come up with. You need to go to college on Uncle Sam's dime. Things don't always work the way that you think they will. You'll need that education.
1983-See that girl over there. You dont know this yet, but she's Miss Wyoming. She's going to come over here in about three minutes. What she's about to do is called flirting Don't be stupid, pick up on it this time, and flirt back!!
1985-Do NOT go to the park today. If you do, and you happen to see a raven haired cutie in distress...just avert your eyes and keep right on walking. Check that...run, do not walk. Run as fast as you can. No, I mean it! I don't care if it's out of your character, you'll damn well do it. Oh...and by the way, call your grandfather...today!
1989-Life, as you know it, is about to take a turn. Use it to your advantage. Don't be afraid to take risks. Get out of your comfort level, and dive in with both feet. If it's over your head, you have the skills to swim. Do it!!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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