Okay then let's discuss the beauty of the penis and his compadres, the balls. I, for one - dislike those that bend in the middle or don't get real hard. Warts are a definite no-no. And c'mon....Forget the jewelry. I'd rather not worry about swallowing 'bling bling' by accident!
So WTF, yes, I am a real spoiled brat most all of the time.

A nice big hard cock is a thing of beauty & do appreciate the balls! I prefer the cock circumsized and neatly trimmed. Ha

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