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There was a commercial for caller I.D. that featured a guy talking to a sensual massuese on the phone asking a bunch of fucktarded questions about fantasy roleplaying, if he could dress up like superman, if she would dress up like wonderwoman, if not if he could bring his wife and she would dress up like wonderwoman, and if that costs extra, it did, so he asked if they wanted to have his wife as payment. It then fades to text that says "Because there's alot of sickos out there. *caller id company*"
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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