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I'm tired of seeing celebrities in general but I really have an issue against those behind-the-scenes people (agents, managers, pr people) who manuever, promote, and ultimately exploit these largely mindless empty shells of pre-fab, manufactured, lowest common denominator pop culture hacks.
So instead of just hate I'lladd some pity.
1. Paris Hilton. Pity. The next time you are in Hollywood, take a look at Elizabeth Taylor sweetheart. In 40 years that will be you, minus the talent.
2. Barbara Streisand. Pity. Quality acting (she has an perfectly acute sense of comedic timing) gone to waste on someone who should never be allowed in front of a microphone.
3. Jane Fonda. Hate. Zero Pity. Living proof that quality stock (her dad) doesn't come close to guaranteeing quality breeding. The ultimate living example of a hypocrite and a traitor.
4. Dick Cheney. Hate. The fact that you get to walk into the White House, OUR White House, everyday makes me sick. The world would be a better place had you never existed.
5. Donald Rumsfeld. Hate. I gave him a bit of respect until last year when I saw that he had been in the most minor of accidents one morning (I live in the DC area). Wincing, fretting, and whimpering like a spineless wimp.
6. Kobe Bryant. Hate. I don't really care if you did or didn't anally rape that girl in Colorado. You're a prissy, spoiled little punk. I love to watch Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince compete to see who can embarrass you on national television.
7. Madonna. Hate. Your perpetual penchant for remodeling and reinvention and that fact that you come from Detroit makes me wonder if you aren't designed by Ford. Guy Ritchie must live in hell.
8. Victoria Beckham. Hate. Pity. I don't care what (or who) David's doing, this no-talent bitch is proof that people, in the end, get what they deserve.
9. Osama Bin Laden. Hate. Nothing you hold sacred will be safe. Ever.
10. Michael Jackson. Hate. Pity. You're a sick bastard. I can't stand it that I ever bought any of your records.
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