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Best non-technical joke was filling a friends Bronco entirely with styrofoam packaging peanuts. Had to save up at work for like 3 months but it was worth it. 8and a half hefty bags full fills a Bronco completly including glove box and under the seats.
Best technical joke is one thats repeated all the time. If you have access to someones computer at work or in an apartment when they are not home open the case and remove the cable from the floppy drive. Place a second floppy drive in the computer and connect the cable. Place it in a hard drive bay or just on the bottom of the case. The important part to remember is to put a blank disk in the drive first. When the computer boots up of course it will give the "Non System Disk Error" they will look at their floppy drive and see no disk and check the cd rom and everything. It's hilarious to watch. And since they know you know about computers they will ask you to fix it. Tell them you can bring it home and check it out or work on it when they are not there. Just remove the second drive and its fixed. The best though was when a friend had me take it home and i "fixed" it, he came over and saw it was working then he to the bathroom before he left so I quickly set it up again. Next day I get another call. "The fucker's doing it again." LOL
Best joke still in planning is the one we are planning for my teacher/boss. We plan on turning his office into a gay disco somewhat resembling the Blue Oyster Bar from the Police Academy movies. Disco balls, leather clad blow up dolls, chip-n-dales calendars the whole nine yards. Were also working on rigging the stereo so that when he opens the door and turns on the light it starts playing "It's Raining Men" it will be excellent if we can manage to get it all done in time.
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