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*heavy guitar riff sets in*
"Yes, boys and gals, it's the new Domestic-Abuse Danny action figure!"
*riff goes faster and harder*
"Danny comes with both judo-chop and backhand action!"
*drums set in*
"Act now, and get free batteries so you can hear him say ''Debbie, where in the fuck is my beer?!?''"
*close-ups of Danny in action are shown*
"Domestic-Abuse Danny...coming to a store near you!!"
*music fades out*
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit."
--Aristotle
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