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Leeds has been drinking all afternoon. He suddenly pukes all over his shirt.

He slobbers, "My wife is gonna kill me." The bartender says, "Put a twenty-dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that a drunk threw up on you and then gave you the twenty bucks to get it cleaned."

When he gets home, he walks in, tells his wife the story, and hands her the money.
She says, "But there's forty bucks here."
He says, "Yeah, he shit in my pants, too."

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