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Old 06-12-2004, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ouch! ouch!

The husband hears his wife scream from the bedroom. He runs in and there's a guy leaping out the window.

His wife says, "That guy fucked me twice!"
He says, "Twice?! Why didn't you call for me after he fucked you once?!"

She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started in for the second time."
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