Ouch! ouch!
The husband hears his wife scream from the bedroom. He runs in and there's a guy leaping out the window.
His wife says, "That guy fucked me twice!"
He says, "Twice?! Why didn't you call for me after he fucked you once?!"
She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started in for the second time."
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