I was fishing for Kokanee (land locked salmon) on a lake in Montana a few years back. Every evening when we'd pull back into the dock, these grizzled old locals would be unloading their limit (seemed like 20 per person) of large salmon. They would show me their takle, lures, bait etc. and how to rig up and how to fish the rigs, but we never touched a fish. Then the last day, as I was leaving, I saw one of the old guys by the dock, and he hollerd out to me to ask how I'd done. I told him that we had not seen a single fish. He winked at me and said, "I bet no one told you we have all been using WD-40 did they?"
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