I became a Porn Fiend when I turned 13. I was messing around behind a used books store. They had rows and rows of boxes under tarps, and I got under one and looked through must have been 100 boxes. I found alot of cheezy novels, and weird books. Then i stumbled upon a box Filled with 1970-1989 back issues of Playboy. Most had the centerfold ripped out and were weathered from being outside. Naturally, I went crazy, and I designed a detailed plan at how I was going to get the magazines back home without my parents finding out. Thats when I became a Porn Fiend.
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"Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets
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