Boots are a-shakin'
All the skeptics are silent
The Lakers will win............uh, not this year
Ankles are breakin’
All the lakers fans are shocked
The lakers just lost
The pressure must be mounting for the Lakers to win because they have given up playing ball and switched to grabbing the other team’s nuts. Horry needs to stick to shooting baskets instead of grabbing packages. Yikes, what is next, Kobe offering to give head on the floor?
Anyway, I just wanted to give my condolences to all the Lakers fans, and thank you for showing up this year and participating. You can pick up your parting gifts as you leave the playoffs, and don’t let the door smack you in the ass (we will let Horry take care of that). Wasn’t that a great game? The Lakers lose the first game in the series, and get humiliated on TNT. And the good news just doesn’t stop there, have you all seen the reports that Rick Fox should be sidelined for almost an entire year with his ankle injury. And now George is faking an ankle injury. We all no he is not hurt; he just does not want to face Christie in the Finals. He saw what happened to Fox when he got his cleft chin rearranged with a left hook. REJOICE LAKER HATERS, REJOICE.
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Tenacious D, the other white meat
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