Ok first of all, Darth Vader doesn't have an arse ok, in the words of Obi Wan: 'He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil'
Moreover, theoretically if Vader did have an arse to be kicked, he'd choke you like a fucking chicken before you even got close to him. Having crushed your throat he's say something appropriately badarse like: 'Dispose of this creature' and then walk away without a second thought...
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