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OK, first off, the Universe was used as a weapon in one of the Sandman comics to defeat the Demon Chorazon (who did come back, but not before Lucifer retired). So that's one.
Now, as for the 17th most distant star from Sol. First, I locate my target and insert their history into a probability matrix. Using an inverspace mass driver, I then begin slowly moving the star, setting the trajectory on a curve asymptotic to the target's projected path in space and time. When the 17th most distant star is in such a position as to cause lethal damage to the planet or craft in which the target is at that point, I shut off the mass driver, returning the star to N-Space in such a place as to either incinerate the target's coveyance or place their planet in an orbit around the star hoplessly inimical to life.
Then I would laugh evilly. Muhaha. Maaaa hahaha. Eyyyyahhahahahahaha!!!!
Pose a science fiction problem, get a science fiction solution.
Bigger than a fist? If a composite object is acceptable: 3 large croissants wrapped in an Ace bandage. Do your worst!
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