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What the hell is going on around here!
People talking DOWN to Darth fucking Vader!
That's right Darth FUCKING Vader, he has an unofficial FUCKING in the middle of his name because he's such a bad motherfucker. Sauron would not beat Vader, only his stupid prissy jewelry could come close, and as if the Dark Lord wouldn't simply slice that tool's hand off with his light sabre and proceed to ruin his shit all over the motherfucking place! Don't see Darth fucking Vader wearing stupid girly rings do ya? He's out there punishing incompetent Imperial commanders and filthy rebel scum. Moreover, as if the Death Star couldn't just explode Middle Earth while Gandalf and friends were sleeping in their collective proverbial beds. Gonna 'magically' stop a gigantic motherfucking laser Gandalf? No actually you're going to just shrivel up and die!
That being said, LOTR is pretty good. Nevertheless I maintain that Wookie>Cave Troll
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