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* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* W- How can a letter have three syllables?
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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
- Sigmund Freud
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