SCrubjay

Well .... her goes guys ..... rookie posting ...... Jokes are a WHOLE lot easier to tell than type!


An old timer is fishing off the docks at a lovely mountain lake resort when he sees a newlywed couple check into a cottage for their honeymoon. With a knowing smile to himself, he concludes that “this is the last I’ll see of that guy this weekend.” Yet the next morning, at day break, as the old timer is boarding his fishing boat, down walks the groom, creel in hand.

The old timer comments, “hey, aren’t you on your honey moon, why aren’t you in the cottage with your wife?” “Well, I’d like to be” says the groom, “but, you see, she has gonorrhea.” “Oh, that’s too bad” says the old timer, “but, maybe you should try something else …. Like oral sex” “That’s a great idea, I’ll try that in the morning” says the groom as he goes of to fish.

Yet the next sunrise, down walks the groom to the docks, pole in hand. “What happened?” asked the old timer. The groom says, “Well, oral sex is out, she has sialorrhea.” “Sounds to me like you’ve got one last chance …… you think you can get her to try anal?” “I’ll give it a shot” says the groom. After a full day of fishing the groom returns, sees the old timer, gives a knowing wink and heads back to his cottage and his waiting bride.

But the next morning, down to the docks strides the groom, bait in hand. “What now?!?” asks the old timer. Shaking his head, the groom says, “diarrhea.” The old timer exclaims “ Gonorrhea, sialorrhea and diarrhea ……. Why the hell did you marry her?!!?” "Well …………… she also has worms, and you know how I LOVE to fish!”