I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire -or-
She don't know her ass from a hole in the ground
These are popular in my family. We're originally from the South, mean and sarcastic. I don't know where they come from but most of my life I just assumed we made 'em up. I suppose some of 'em we did.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat
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