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		 I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire       -or- 
She don't know her ass from a hole in the ground 
 
These are popular in my family.  We're originally from the South, mean and sarcastic.   I don't know where they come from but most of my life I just assumed we made 'em up.   I suppose some of 'em we did. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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