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Geez...I can't really think of little things, I can only think of major things that should piss me off.
- Bitches in mini-vans who don't care about the traffic around them
- Hippies
- Religious freaks
If you happen to fall into any of the above catagories, I'm joking. If not, I'm not.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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