Carlton United Breweries have brainwashed us to think that Crownies are a boutique beer... in reality it's crap. For the same money you can get Cascade which is an infinitely better drop.
All you blokes that bag Fosters should actually have one. I was giving a mate of mine shit about drinking Fosters last year and he gave me one and told me to actually try it... and it isn't too bad. It used to be absolute horse piss, but they changed it.
We call VB "house-o's" here, because it's mostly drank by all the housing commission folk. Nothing surer than driving through Ashmont and seeing some wino walking along with a king-brown of VB.
I drink Melbourne usually, but Carlton Draught is a pretty decent drop. Don't mind the odd Coopers either.
Anything's better than Tooheys Red (brewed in NZ too btw)
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