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When your at a sqaure dance. and someone yells. HO-DOWN!!! and your girlfriend lays down on the floor. Chances are she's cheating on you.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman
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