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Harry suffers from a drinking problem and wanders home completely sloshed at midnight every night. His wife waits up each night and greets him with yells and screams. Fed up with the situation, the wife decides to seek advice from a professional.

"Try treating your husband a little differently when he comes home," the counselor advises. "Instead of berating him, give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss. That might change his ways."

That night, when Harry stumbles in, his wife leads him into the living room, where she sits him down in an easy chair, puts his feet up and takes off his shoes. After cuddling him for a little while, she says, "It's pretty late. I think we had better go upstairs to bed now, don't you?"

"I guess we might as well," Harry replies. "I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway."

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