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Hey, I'm not a lumberjack or a fut trader
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dog sled
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from "Canada"
although I'm certain they're really, really nice people
I have a Prime Minister, not a President
and i speak English and French, NOT American
and I pronouce it "ABOUT" not "A BOOT"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
I believe in peacekeeping, NOT policing
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL
A TOQUE IS A HAT, AND A CHESTERFIELD A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED "ZED" NOT "ZEE", ZED
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS Scotty!!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
(nod to the Joe-guy that said it first!)
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