I may shoot blanks, but I have a mouthful of beautiful custom-made teeth. The only problem is that I can't eat any hard foods, which might be the reason that I have an abundance of gas. Fortunately, my farts don't smell (too much). They're just loud. My sense of humor is dry and sarcastic, leading me to pick out other people's faults and poke fun at them. I barely make enough money to get by and don't like to go on airplanes, boats, or fast, scary rides at amusement parks.