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1. Free beer
2. Someone elses beer
3. Stolen beer
however, if i am purchasing beer for once, its likely i'll be found cleansing my liver with pretty much either Carlton draught (at the pub) - find me a better, readily available, student budget friendly beer on tap, and i'm yours.
either that, or Tooheys extra dry (backyard/bbq).... as you'll read below, i'm not a tooheys fan at all, but this shit kicks ass. it got me through VCE, and despite numerous pavement pizzas due to it, i still love the stuff.
Vomit bombs (VB), after chewing down the first few, its easier to get stuck into them, espicially if said beer originates from any of the above 3 sources. still, its an effort to chew those first few down, and requires financial or liquid incentive not to jump ship back to draught.
Tooheys New - best thing Tooheys ever did was fuck off with this shit from victorian pubs. how anyone can 'enjoy' tooheys new is beyond me, and i'm sure its an arrestable offense to enjoy this liquified shit. . free vomit bombs atleast have a certain sweetness to them, new just leaves a trail of horrible the whole way down. consumption of this definately requires it to originate from source #1 above, as if its someone elses beer - its someone you DONT need to know, and who steals shit beer?
i'm not sure which i'd rather drink... tooheys new or fosters special.. and thats light beer.
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