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warrrreagl · 06-04-2004, 05:23 AM

Beer? Jr. High. I hated them then, and I still don't like them very much now.

Cigarette? Jr. High. I hated them then and I haven't had one since.

Boob? Jr. High. I took my little date to see "The Poseidon Adventure" and felt her up in the theatre.

Penis? My own at age 0.

Kiss? Jr. High. Same girl, same date, same movie.

Snikers bar? Don't remember that one.

Crush? 6th Grade. I get tingly still thinking about it.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jr. High. Yep, same girl as before.

Drunk? Never got that far.

Joint/Bong Hit? Jr. High. Older brother turned me on.

Masturbation session? 10 years old. If I describe a masturbating session that happened at age 10, doesn't that make this child pornography?

Fight? Elementary school. I got my ass kicked every single day for a month by the same three bullies while walking to school. I've made damn sure I haven't gotten my ass kicked since then.

Broken Bone? Cracked rib from a fight in college. I never realized how many breaths you take in a single day until that injury.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? First record I bought was "Hey Jude" single.

Movie/DVD? First movie I saw at the theatre was "Goldfinger."

06-04-2004, 05:23 AM	#55 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Beer? Jr. High. I hated them then, and I still don't like them very much now. Cigarette? Jr. High. I hated them then and I haven't had one since. Boob? Jr. High. I took my little date to see "The Poseidon Adventure" and felt her up in the theatre. Penis? My own at age 0. Kiss? Jr. High. Same girl, same date, same movie. Snikers bar? Don't remember that one. Crush? 6th Grade. I get tingly still thinking about it. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jr. High. Yep, same girl as before. Drunk? Never got that far. Joint/Bong Hit? Jr. High. Older brother turned me on. Masturbation session? 10 years old. If I describe a masturbating session that happened at age 10, doesn't that make this child pornography? Fight? Elementary school. I got my ass kicked every single day for a month by the same three bullies while walking to school. I've made damn sure I haven't gotten my ass kicked since then. Broken Bone? Cracked rib from a fight in college. I never realized how many breaths you take in a single day until that injury. CD/Tape/Vinyl? First record I bought was "Hey Jude" single. Movie/DVD? First movie I saw at the theatre was "Goldfinger." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.