Schwizzlephaser: A toy for ultra-wealthy geeks, it uses polarized, coherent light to mix liquids together.
Usage: <i>Into a mixing glass full of ice, pour 5 ¾ oz london dry gin, ¼ oz dry vermouth, and apply a schwizzlephaser for 5 seconds. Pour into four, chilled designer martini glasses and garnish with Spanish olives.</i>
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Last edited by Tophat665; 06-04-2004 at 03:33 AM..
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