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Old 06-03-2004, 05:29 PM   #81 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Schwizzlephaser: A toy for ultra-wealthy geeks, it uses polarized, coherent light to mix liquids together.

Usage: <i>Into a mixing glass full of ice, pour 5 &frac34; oz london dry gin, &frac14; oz dry vermouth, and apply a schwizzlephaser for 5 seconds. Pour into four, chilled designer martini glasses and garnish with Spanish olives.</i>

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