I want candy
bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop
with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved
so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
Gonna get ya asses kicked
Nasty
Do it to your daddy,
embarrass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious
or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
Use a giant drill
Bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from a sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get re-situated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
I said 612 wharf wvenue
612 wharf avanue