How about Kevin Costner's monologue to Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham? That was a good one. Or what about Agent Smith's tyrades in the Matrix?
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.
-The Long Kiss Goodnight_
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