06-02-2004, 09:07 PM
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#6 (permalink)
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Insane
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Originally posted by maleficent
I have a friend, yah, a friend, it wasn't me, that'd be unethical, who used to accept, ummmm-- kickbacks - nooo -- bribes -- something like that -- to make certain entries in the firewall logs go away. (Our department did have one kick ass christmas party that year -- bribes are GOOD)
When I was a sadistic network admin for a brokerage house, some of the masters of the universe used to get on my last nerve, I knew exactly where they were surfing, so in the dark of night, OK, in the afternoon, I'd adjust their profiles so that parental controls were set and they couldn't get to any "adult" sites. I wish I could remember some of the calls the help desk fielded when they couldn't access those sites, but wouldn't say it was porn they were trying to access.
At another job, one of my many duties was mail administrator. So, I found out accidentally that my boss was banging some slutty chick (he had three kids and a lovely wife, and was an absolute ass) so, I did the only thing a geek could do. I snooped, company property, I wasn't breaking any laws, and I found her email address, and set up a behind the scenes rule, and had all her messages to him, copied to me, for safekeeping. Luckily he got fired before I had a chance to use them. (and when I heard his wife was suing him for divorce, she anonymously got all those emails.
(and I wonder why I have such bad karma-_ i was an evil IT Bitch)
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Geez ... and I was scared of you before ...
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