Al has some of the fuckin' best quotes!
“I ain't pissed off. I'm in fucking wonderment. I'm waiting to be kept happy by another fucking fairytale.”
—Swearengen
“Don't play that shit where you make me drag your words out. Declare, or shut the fuck up.”
—Swearengen to Farnum
“Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.”
—Al Swearengen
“You don't want to interfere with me."- Al
"You think I'm scared of you?"- Jane
"Sure you are. And if I take a knife to you you'll be scared worse and a long time dying.”- Al
—Al Swearengen to Calamity Jane
“Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go fuck yourself.”
—Al Swearengen
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