Queeble:
1. An argument consisting entirely of non-sequitars.
2. An art form practiced by lawyers.
3. The practice of farting in a large container of oatmeal or rice gruel for the amusement of the edlerly. (During some religious holidays choclate pudding my be substituted).
Frammet valve
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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