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		 I slid down a tin roof and fell back on the bolts that sealed the seam, the first bolt head only tore a hole in my shorts, the 2nd-8th took hunks of my ass. 
 
Not my finest moment. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				The Truth: 
 
Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. 
 
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