MSD

I agree completely.


Hmm, what would mine sound like?

I'm exceptionally tall, 70 pounds overweight (although guesses come in at 50 below my real weight,) and far above average in intelligence, which is made up for by a complete lack of common sense. I have no motivation to do much of anything, my room is a hellhole, and I can't see my closet from my computer chair 6 feet away. The only redeeming quality among the disorder is that I am overly concerned with not smelling bad, and unlike the average slob, I shower at least once a day, more so if I sweat a lot. I am embarassed by my penis size, which, although it falls into the average range, looks ridiculously small when 3/4" is concealed in fat (not rolls, thank God,) and an average dick looks stupid on someone who's 6'8" tall. I have compensate for this with tongue exercises, and with my tongue I can lift almost 10 pounds, so maybe sex won't be all that bad. I deal with sporadic depression through frequent masturbation and withdrawal into the alternate realities of online games. I hate using the phone, so I'm not going to sit there talking for hours on end unless it's in person. If you follow a mainstream religion, one of us is going to drive the other crazy and end up killing the other, same if you like most mainstream music from the past few years. Anyone who isn't into death metal or industrial will most likely remove their eardrums with whatever is available shortly after meeting me. One more thing to drive you away: I'm a Libertarian.